(Source: freeabortions)
Obama selfies are the best selfies
can he be the president of the world
oh bama ily
(Source: garrettryne)
(Source: fakee-bitchess)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
| boy: | shit baby you're so wet already |
| girl: | that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something |


